Philosophies for life

Recently a very popular blog post has been shooting around all the different arms of the innerwebs, if you are interested in any kind of "self help" content at all you have probably heard of it, its called 68 pieces of unsolicited life advice.

summary of it

It lead to me asking a greater question of myself - what are my philosophies for life?

If I had to make one of these myself - say 16 pieces of unsolicited life advice - what would I put?